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hedonis said:

He's either got, or had :dunno: The Jimmy Kimmel show. I don't know if it's still on.

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AFA said:

That's the most sincere thing I've heard in a long time. :crying:

It's always had jerkoffs run in the past, but the Presidential campaign is coming up and depending on how much you raise you might consider making a contribution? :dunno:

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AFA said:

Jimmy Kimmel doesn't do the Man Show anymore does he?
http://www.g4tv.com/themanshow/index.html

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AFA said:

So what special thing are we supposed to do during Masturbation Month to make it different from say, February? :dunno:

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LadyLove said:

Do it on your knees, shoulder to the bed, looking through your legs in the mirror behind you. Kahunas flapping in the wind while you sing "Kumbaya" in Spanish. Oh yeah and have your best friend film it all and send it to me.

You asked.

LL

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tunsty said:

You couldn't possibly forward those lyrics to me...I..er..just want to look over them, out of curiosity.

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AFA said:

Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, kumbaya alguien que ríe, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, kumbaya alguien que grita, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, kumbaya alguien que ruega, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, kumbaya alguien que canta, señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, kumbaya Kumbaya, mi señor, señor del kumbaya O, kumbaya

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tunsty said:

Ah..Just as well you know them AFA

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LadyLove said:

*taps foot loudly* I'm waiting!!! Wheres my vid?

LL

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tunsty said:

They're more complex lyrics than I thought..

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D-rock said:

I think that means he needs you to come over and hold up some cards for him to read off of while he's doing it.

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bodie54 said:

LL - I don't know why, but it would seem AFA is holding out on you.

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AFA said:

This is as far as I got.
I can choke the chicken and take the picture but I can't choke the chicken, take the picture and read the lyrics all at the same time. :jester:

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bodie54 said:

(lmao @ the pic)

LL - I don't know why, but it would seem AFA is holding out on you. After all, just recently he stated....

I like to masturbate while I smoke and drive. One hand on the cigarette the other on my willie. So, I have to steer with my left foot while I step on the gas with the right. It's pretty awkward but you get used to it.

Are we to believe he can manage all of that, yet not the much less complicated act you've requested?

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AFA said:

:rofl:

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D-rock said:

Rumor has it he demands a multi-year contract with her about doing this otherwise he's going somewhere else.

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LadyLove said:

Under negotiations as we type.

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