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Jan 21, 2009 12:26 AM

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Can you imagine the 10th dimension?
Jan 21, 2009 12:35 AM

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Would you rape a loli if it would mean you get 1000 billion dollars?
Jan 21, 2009 12:38 AM

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How many toes does a fish have!?


Jan 21, 2009 12:39 AM

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would you be willing the reverse of what chavez said for 100$ ?

Jan 21, 2009 12:39 AM

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Jan 21, 2009 12:44 AM

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Did you ever engage mortal combat with a Red Panda?


Jan 21, 2009 1:23 AM

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Jan 21, 2009 1:26 AM

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oooh can u catch a red panda fox for me so i can have as pet?
[its gona kill me in my sleep isnt it?]

Jan 21, 2009 6:51 AM

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Can you can if and then are is with or further?
Jan 21, 2009 2:20 PM
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how do I get better grades on my tests without studying?
Jan 30, 2009 5:18 PM

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Venombane said:
Do fish sleep?


Yes. There are certain species of shark that sleep on the bottom of caves.

Chavez said:
Are you over 9000?


You better believe it. And she loved every bit of it.

DrkNoTeS said:
does guitar hero makes pandas feel like having sex?


Nope. Pandas, in general, feel like having sex about three days out of the year.

Chavez said:
Are you interested in thermonuclear philosophic literature?


Mr. Panda is a contirbuting writer to a major journal on the subject.

Venombane said:
Can you imagine the 10th dimension?


Longcat is the length of the 12th dimension. And Mr. Panda is good friends with Longcat.


Would you rape a loli if it would mean you get 1000 billion dollars?


What good is money to a panda? That sounds like something Kuma-chan would do for free though.


Rage-The-Dragoon said:
How many toes does a fish have!?


Generally? None.

DrkNoTeS said:
would you be willing the reverse of what chavez said for 100$ ?


Not rape a loli for $100? Sure.

Chavez said:
Are you an Athechristlim?


fargwdezzses!

Rage-The-Dragoon said:
Did you ever engage mortal combat with a Red Panda?


See Mr. Panda's avatar.

Chavez said:
Did you ever do a panda?


Mr. Panda does "The Panda" every day. Panda-dance everyone!

DrkNoTeS said:
oooh can u catch a red panda fox for me so i can have as pet?
[its gona kill me in my sleep isnt it?]


You don't want one for a pet.

Chavez said:
Can you can if and then are is with or further?


fargwdezzses!

Seppopash33 said:
how do I get better grades on my tests without studying?


Blow the teacher.


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Jan 30, 2009 5:33 PM

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why does the RL suck so much?

and also: how do i mine for fish?
Jan 31, 2009 8:40 AM

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Mr Panda, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Jan 31, 2009 8:47 AM

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Is food sex?
:v
Jan 31, 2009 8:51 AM

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Panda-san.. Do you think that I'll be able to pass my ancient greek exam ? T_T
Jan 31, 2009 1:17 PM
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What happens when you combine a lamb and a mountain lion?

Jan 31, 2009 1:27 PM

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DrkNoTeS said:
would you be willing the reverse of what chavez said for 100$ ?


Not rape a loli for $100? Sure.

you know the reverse would actually be if loli rapes you = u getting 100$

Feb 1, 2009 2:13 AM

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Is Lelouchette better than Lelouch? Why is gender-bending so popular?
Chicken + Dictionary + Dictionary = CMC. Eeyup.
Feb 1, 2009 8:49 PM

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do pandas celebrate Hallmarks Valentines day?

Feb 3, 2009 10:15 PM

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why did my mother remind me of stuff i want to forget asap?
Feb 3, 2009 10:54 PM

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Panda-san in all ur infinate wisdom..i need to know..


what movie should i waste my money on?
Coriline -or- He's just not that into you

Feb 3, 2009 11:19 PM
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What is the color of night?

Feb 4, 2009 4:33 PM

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pra said:
why does the RL suck so much?

and also: how do i mine for fish?


Life is what you make it.

Get a pickaxe and start thrashing at the water. You're bound to get one eventualy.

be_loved said:
What would the kids of a panda and pedobear look like?


If such an abomination were to occur...



ironchefflip said:
Mr Panda, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


IT'S OVER NINE THOOOOOUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!



animeshowdown said:
Is food sex?


Not in general, though sex can often be food.


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Feb 5, 2009 6:49 PM

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Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly?
Feb 5, 2009 7:12 PM

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hey Panada-san u skipped like 20 questions...whats the deal?

Feb 6, 2009 2:53 AM

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Mr Panda, why did Beethoven become deaf and Mozart die young at 35?
Feb 6, 2009 3:14 AM

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why English became the international language ?
Feb 12, 2009 10:43 AM

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how can u tell the one you love, you love him, while your to shy to even speak to him?


Feb 13, 2009 10:40 AM

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Panda-san.. Do you think that I'll be able to pass my ancient greek exam ? T_T


No. You should have tried Latin.

What happens when you combine a lamb and a mountain lion?


One word: TRAP.

Can I cut you?


Try it and see.



DrkNoTeS said:
DrkNoTeS said:
would you be willing the reverse of what chavez said for 100$ ?


Not rape a loli for $100? Sure.

you know the reverse would actually be if loli rapes you = u getting 100$


Mr. Panda is aware of it. But given the average person's lack of ability to know the difference between reverse, inverse, and opposite, Mr. Panda went with the, seemingly, most likely option.

Is Lelouchette better than Lelouch? Why is gender-bending so popular?


Mr. Panda always preferred C.C. Why is it so popular? Because every sick bastard on this forum knows damn well they'd do Kyonko if she was real.

How not hot is the princess from Star Wars?


Mr. Panda would have hit it... in the 70's.

why did my mother remind me of stuff i want to forget asap?


Check employment requirements for Mother, it's listed.

what movie should i waste my money on?
Coriline -or- He's just not that into you


Neither. Buy Big Money Hustlas.

What is the color of night?


It has no color other than what light gives it. But when it does, it is truly wonderful.

Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly?


farglsdsl!!!

hey Panada-san u skipped like 20 questions...whats the deal?


Either Mr. Panda can only see one page at a time... or Mr. Panda will answer questions if and when it pleases Mr. Panda. Get back in your cage.

Mr Panda, why did Beethoven become deaf and Mozart die young at 35?


The bones of great composers were needed for dark ritual summonings. Go, Dark Magician of Chaos!

why English became the international language ?


It are bestest.

how can u tell the one you love, you love him, while your to shy to even speak to him?


With little things. A slight lingering when you touch for any reason. A warm look in your eye when you see him. Oh, love is wonderful.


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Feb 13, 2009 10:45 AM

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does panda = rape?
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volman101 said:
does panda = rape?



Only if the abomination of Panda + Pedobear occurs.


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Feb 13, 2009 11:56 AM

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Mr Panda, I like panda's too and my name has panda in it....like you! Have I divided by zero?!

Feb 13, 2009 12:03 PM

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Mr Panda, I like panda's too and my name has panda in it....like you! Have I divided by zero?!


No, but Light Yagami was tempted to on one occasion when he nearly wrote in 0/0 in his book before he realized what might happen.


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Feb 13, 2009 12:40 PM

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is panda meat good?
Feb 13, 2009 1:23 PM

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Do you got.. SuperPowers!?!?
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How many Pandas are there on MAL? Are you the most awesome one?


"One day, we'll set out to sea! And live our lives the way we want!!" - Ace to Luffy, both chasers of dreams
Feb 14, 2009 5:05 AM

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how many people can a single panda kill?
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WHY DOES THE MAN BEHIND KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN HAVE SUCH A PEDO FACE ON EVERY KFC AD
Feb 14, 2009 8:20 AM

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will my beard ever look like on my avatar?
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Why does chocolate taste so good?
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Feb 14, 2009 9:17 AM

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who is Aristotle to you??? Is he your great ancestor??? is he also a panda?
... =_=




Mar 16, 2009 8:46 AM

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is panda meat good?


Sicko.


Do you got.. SuperPowers!?!?


Mr. Panda is, in fact, God.


How many Pandas are there on MAL? Are you the most awesome one?


Most pandas don't have enough patience to wham paws on the keyboard until the right letters are hit. Mr. Panda is the only one.

how many people can a single panda kill?


Mr. Panda could show you, but then there would be no one left to ask questions.

WHY DOES THE MAN BEHIND KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN HAVE SUCH A PEDO FACE ON EVERY KFC AD


He didn't carry that cane for walking problems, you know.

will my beard ever look like on my avatar?


Testosterone supplements ftw.

Why does chocolate taste so good?


It is made of awesome and win.

who is Aristotle to you??? Is he your great ancestor??? is he also a panda?


Mr. Panda does not feel like getting-into the great conspiracy of human historians to cover-up the fact that Aristotle, like most prominent historical figures, was, in fact, a panda.



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Mar 18, 2009 6:00 AM

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what can you say about MAL's System Breakdown Mr. Panda?
... =_=




Mar 18, 2009 3:52 PM

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reiko64 said:
what can you say about MAL's System Breakdown Mr. Panda?


It broke the Mr. Panda thread. Mr. Panda is most displeased with this faggotry. The administration must do better in the future, or all MAL is lost!


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Mar 21, 2009 9:39 PM

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Excuse the double-post, but just so everyone knows: yes, there is no page 9 at the moment for reasons unknown. Mr. Panda blames the server crash.


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Mar 21, 2009 10:06 PM

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Do u have a rape face panda-san?

Mar 22, 2009 9:23 AM

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mr panda when will you rain destruction down on the world and kill everything so we can all be happy again?
Mar 22, 2009 9:54 AM

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are you haruhi? (sure you are!)
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Does the world truely stop for a person when he or she dies?
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